Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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