Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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