She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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