Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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