physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I'm always down for nudity.
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