But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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