I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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