your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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