I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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