There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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