5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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