this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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