Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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