i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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