Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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