found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Randomize
