I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Randomize
