I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
