Your mouth is God's brothel.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
We don't watch enough power rangers
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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