I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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