office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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