I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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