you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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