Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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