On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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