You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
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Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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