you guys were way drunker than both of me
one might say we're banned from that church
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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