I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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