You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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