obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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