: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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