Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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