You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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