I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
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