hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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