I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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