i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Panties = found
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