Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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