"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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