The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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