did you get engaged???
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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