They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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