Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
pop tarts are not kleenex
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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