they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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