We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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