batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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