just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It was like getting head from an anaconda
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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