i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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