He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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