quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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