So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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